1. don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
2. always look younger
3. find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
4. can always see their toes and shoes
5. can sleep on their stomachs
6. have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
7. know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
8. know that everything more than a handful is wasted
9. can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
10. can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
