Quotes for the day 11-19

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchley

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.
-- Harry S Truman, Letter to his sister, Nov. 14, 1947

From Stephen