The Diary of a Blonde
January - took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter.
March - got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said..."2-4 years"!
April - trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!
May - tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit those little packets!!!
June - tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.
September - the capital of California is "C"...isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions say 1 hr per pound...i weigh 108!!!
December - couldn't call 911.."duh" there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
