When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes.'
WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?'
MAN: 'OK, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: How much?'
WOMAN: $60,000.
MAN: 'For that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you!'
MAN: 'Bye, I love you too.'
The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment
Then he asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
Warmie
