Combinations that do not work

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Many over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how they should present themselves. Unsure about the kind of image they are projecting and whether or not they are correct as they try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combination's DO NOT go together and should be avoided:


1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate 'Bad taste in fashion ! for the 'Older folks'....................

14 Thongs and Depends

Warmie

[hey-its-ok]

lol isn't that strange... wonder what will happen to all those old people who used to be fashionable.... so those oldies who had a nose ring and now with bifocals... they'd just have a hole where the nose ring used to be...

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

The nose ring could be a place to hang those bifocals??? Just a thouht, LOL

Warmie

[Emotional_77]

lol thongs and depends hahaha. I liked that one.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

ewwwwwwww don't want to picture that!! LOL

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