Quotes for the day 8-22

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
-- George Carlin

If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
-- Marlon Brando

Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Stephen