Look at the positive side of things ...
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today!..
"And that person was me."....
