Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats

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Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:08 am

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:03 am

Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats

1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.

2.Cats look silly on a leash.

3.When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.

4.Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

5.A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you fell, as long as you remember where the can-opener is.

6.Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.

7.When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all.

8.Dogs will come when you call them. and they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.

9.Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain.

10.Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

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Postby Ramishka » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:10 am

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:04 am

LMAO :lol:
They're cool :D but i'm a huge cat lover :wink: :shock:
Symba, one of my cats actually plays fetch with us 8)
Tiger another of our cats brings home live birds & mice :? :twisted:
Panther cuddle up to me when i'm sad :D

I'll see if i can find an oposite one :lol:

All my love & hugs Bri xxx

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:10 am

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:10 pm

((((((((((((((((Bri)))))))))))))))))))

Just for you.........

Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs

Cats purr. Dogs drool.

Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny.

Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.

In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wakeup licks.

Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.

Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.

Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.

Fewer cat owners suffer from 'Flappy Tail' lacerations than dog owners.

No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".

Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.

Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.

Why do you think they call it, "Dog Breath?"

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