TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night !
TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family?
Pupil : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
Teacher : Why does history keep repeating itself?
Pupil : Because we weren't listening the first time!
TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round ?
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.....
Teacher : Raghu! You cannot sleep in my class!!
Raghu : I can, if you lower your voice a bit!
TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil : Life imprisonment !
the sleeping in class one & the world being round both sound like something my bro would've said in class 
