-- John Andrew Holmes
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
-- John Sladek
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw, John Bull's Other Island (1907) act 2
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
-- Aaron McGruder, The Boondocks, 07-10-2001
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