-- Jack Benny
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
-- Sacha Guitry
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
-- Queen Juliana, of the Netherlands
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, "The Second Sin"
Stephen, thanks
Warmie
