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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:27 pm

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

Warmie 8)

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Women's classes - how to be a good wife 1950's style

Postby YBsirius » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:15 am

(No wonder I can't find that perfect woman, I was born to late - YB :wink: )

Here’s an excerpt from a 1950s high school home economics textbook.

Have dinner ready.
Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself.
Take fifteen minutes to rest so that you are refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

Clear away the clutter.
Make one last trip through the main part of the house. Gather up the books, toys, and newspapers. Dust the tables so that they appear clean. Your husband will feel that he has reached his haven of rest and order. Doing this for him will give you a lift also.

Prepare the children.
Take a few minutes to wash their faces and hands. Comb their hair and change their clothes if it is necessary to make them look presentable to him. They are “God’s Creatures” and your husband would like to see them playing their part.

Minimize all noise.
At the time of his arrival, eliminate all the noises of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, and vacuum. You’ve had plenty of time to do these things during the day. Don’t do them now. Encourage your children to be quiet. Be happy to see your husband. Greet him with a warm smile.

Do not greet your husband with problems or complaints.
Don’t complain when he is late for dinner. Count this as minor when compared to what he had to go through today.

Make him comfortable.
Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest that he lie down for a few minutes in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.

Listen to him.
You may have a dozen things to tell him but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him speak first.

Make the evening his.
He is special! Never complain that he does not take you out to dinner or to other pleasant entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to unwind and relax. Remember that you relaxed all day waiting for his return. Now it’s his turn to enjoy what you enjoyed.

Try to make his home a place of peace and order,
a place where your husband can relax in body and spirit.

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:50 am

(((((((((((((((((((((((( YB )))))))))))))))))

After reading that, I am 'glad' I was born too late!!!!!!

Jeanie

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Postby YBsirius » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:35 pm

Yeah, that's the problem these days, women don't sign up for those home economics classes anymore :lol: The good old days when dusty old men got to design the classes for the women :wink:

But look how famous the graduates and role models from these classes were:

The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet, 1952-66
Harriet Hilliard
Character: "Harriet Nelson"

Father Knows Best, 1954-60
Jane Wyatt
Character: "Margaret Anderson"

Leave it to Beaver, 1957-63
Barbara Billingsly
Character: "June Cleaver"

The Donna Reed Show, 1958-66
Donna Reed
Character: "Donna Stone"

I had a such a puppy-love crush on Donna Stone :roll:

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Postby hey-its-ok » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:58 pm

:D i'm just smiling... and keeping my comments to myself... hee hee hee

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:42 pm

((((((((((((( hey ))))))))))))

Smart, very smart!!! :lol:

Warmie 8)

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Postby Emotional_77 » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:33 am

YB - those poor women back in those ages :(

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Postby hey-its-ok » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:45 am

hey warmie and emotional... i just look at both your responses, and i just smile and smile and smile.... :D :D :D

(((((((((((warmie and emotional))))))))))))

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Postby Emotional_77 » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:53 am

lol *hugs*

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:50 pm

((((((((((( hey )))))))))))))))))))) :D


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