He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so he thought he might as well ask them.
He told them one of things he had left would allow the owner to pee while standing up.
"It's a very handy thing" God told them, "and was I wondering if either of you had a preference for it?"
Well Adam jumped up and down and begged. "Oh please give that to me! I would love to do that! It seems just the sort of thing a man should have! Please! Please! Give it t me." On he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited that he started whizzing all over the place -- first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away -- laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement, then God said to Eve. "Well, I guess you are stuck with the last thing I have."
"What's it called?". asked Eve.
"Brains", said God.
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