"The Simple Truths"
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life too seriously. nobody gets out alive anyway.
One good turn gets all of the blankets.
There are two kinds of pedestrians; the quick and the dead.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
When weeding your garden, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it's a valuable plant.
Tell a man there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
