Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a comma?
Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge!
Don't believe everything you think!
We'll, aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need!
Shhh...listen...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think..
Did you eat an extra bowl of 'stupid' this morning?
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it is hard to pronounce...
Don't make me use UPPERCASE!!
If you have something to say raise your hand and place it over your mouth.!
You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement immediately...
Don't let your mind wander. . .it's to small to be let out on its own..
Would you like some cheese with that whine???
I heard you changed your mind at last. . .what did you do with the diaper?
Life is too short to dance with ugly men!
I'm going south for the winter. . .actually. . .some parts of me are headed there already
If a man's home is his castle. . .HE. . .can learn to clean it.!
As long as there are TESTS there will be PRAYER in school.
If there is a TOURIST SEASON. . .why can't we shoot them?
Everyone seems normal. . .until you get to know them
If you woke up breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance.
My sex life isn't dead, but the buzzards are circling
My bra is more a 'cross your waist'.
BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED FOR THEY ARE THE ONES THAT LET IN THE LIGHT!!
Warmie
