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Please forgive me for laughing at a few pointe. Hmm. Some of those mistakes remind me of crap stunts some old/new friends of mine have made. Dang, though! What he did to his own mother is screwed. Guess he was in sh** too with his 'kin.' (understandably). Ever seen the movie: Plans, Trains and automobiles, with Steve Martin and John Candy? Some funny, funny stuff...I like how they met the hick on their journey, with his dog! First movie I've ever seen where I laughed steadily!!
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My friend didn't screw his mother. Here's what probably happened in his ever optimistic mind. He'll take the money, fix his truck in two days, sell it in one day, this way, no one will know. Of course it didn't happen this way.
This family is genetically optimistic. They were raised 12 kids in a small house in the woods and everybody was happy. His daughter had her first kid at 18, his grand-son just had a kid at 21 and has no job. I'm not sure if I should call them optimistic or irresponsible...
I never saw the movie Plane, train and automobile. The last time I went to the movies was 15 year ago.
This family is genetically optimistic. They were raised 12 kids in a small house in the woods and everybody was happy. His daughter had her first kid at 18, his grand-son just had a kid at 21 and has no job. I'm not sure if I should call them optimistic or irresponsible...
I never saw the movie Plane, train and automobile. The last time I went to the movies was 15 year ago.
My friend Part III
The hunt.
My friend's favorite pastime is hunting back home. About 20 years ago, him, his brother in law and 2 friends are in the cabin, in the wood, in the evening, with nothing to do. Somebody suggest that they should go to town and get some gasoline for the 4 wheeler. It's a good half hour from the cabin. Half way there, still in the woods, they see these two shinning yellow globes, a deer, a moose?
On their way back, at the same place, they see these same yellow globe shinning, so somebody suggest, "should we get our riffles", they all said yes. They go and get their riffles and come back, sure enough, the two yellow globes are still there.
The brother in law who has exceptional vision and can see things much farther than most normal human and is an excellent shot, takes aim and shoots, the two yellow globes are still there. Everybody is baffled, what happened, the brother in law never misses.
They find out soon enough when they start to get surrounded by headlights and by red and blue flashing lights. They shot a wooden deer, a decoy. It never occurred to these experienced hunters that there was something fishy about a deer that doesn't move for more than an hour. My friend had his truck seized, they got their riffles seized and my friend and his brother in law spent a week in jail. Then my friend had to go back home, a few weeks later, to try to buy his truck back because it was auctioned off. Luckily he did.
Part IV to come...
The hunt.
My friend's favorite pastime is hunting back home. About 20 years ago, him, his brother in law and 2 friends are in the cabin, in the wood, in the evening, with nothing to do. Somebody suggest that they should go to town and get some gasoline for the 4 wheeler. It's a good half hour from the cabin. Half way there, still in the woods, they see these two shinning yellow globes, a deer, a moose?
On their way back, at the same place, they see these same yellow globe shinning, so somebody suggest, "should we get our riffles", they all said yes. They go and get their riffles and come back, sure enough, the two yellow globes are still there.
The brother in law who has exceptional vision and can see things much farther than most normal human and is an excellent shot, takes aim and shoots, the two yellow globes are still there. Everybody is baffled, what happened, the brother in law never misses.
They find out soon enough when they start to get surrounded by headlights and by red and blue flashing lights. They shot a wooden deer, a decoy. It never occurred to these experienced hunters that there was something fishy about a deer that doesn't move for more than an hour. My friend had his truck seized, they got their riffles seized and my friend and his brother in law spent a week in jail. Then my friend had to go back home, a few weeks later, to try to buy his truck back because it was auctioned off. Luckily he did.
Part IV to come...
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