Emoticons - an irreverant guide
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:51 pm
by lisalou

- I've just had a poo

- I've just had a big poo

- I thought i needed to poo but it was just wind

- I need a poo but someone is in the bathroom

- I REALLY need a poo and that person is still in the bathroom

- I have just soiled myself

- I have just done a really huge poo after 3 days of constipation

- I have done an abnormally brightly-coloured poo

- I really can't remember if i pooed or not

- I have just had a poo the morning after a really hot curry (a.k.a the ring of fire)

- I am straining for a poo

- I had a poo and you didn't! na na na-na na!!!!

- I have pooed in my favourite underwear

- I thought we had no toilet paper left but have just remembered my secret stash

- I have just done a really smelly poo in the bathroom of someone i hate

- I have just done a really smelly poo in my own bathroom

- Warning! Highly toxic poo!

- Warning! Highly flammable wind!

- Warning! Very dubious plumbing system. will your poo successfully make it through the U-bend?

- Warning! Do not even attempt to use this bathroom. keep walking. adopt gas mask. run,run for the hills.......!
well i never
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:06 pm
by xn728
hey lisa what ever got in to me today ,must have blown up country
looks like you got the giddys now ,,,,,,,,,,
,,DONT MAKE ME COME IN THERE ,,,,,,,,IGGY POP
HEY IGGY THATS MY LAP TOP JESUS MAN CANT EVEN GO TO THE BOG
WITHOUT YOU MESSING ,,,,,,,,,,SORRY LISA ,,,,,,,,,,,KEN ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, PUT THE FERRET DOWN ,IGGY ,IGGGGGGGGGGY
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:25 pm
by lisalou
IGGY GET OUT OF KEN'S BATHROOM NOW! SHOW SOME DIGNITY MAN!
oh no,iggy did a

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:58 pm
by crystalgaze
This was so funny! hahahaha! I think I'm gonna stop using those smileys! j/k
~lol~
If I understood it right, Iggy is the name of the ferret (as well as a famous musician) right?
Absolute LOL!
Take care you 2!
Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:32 am
by lisalou
morning kenny pop,hope there wasn't too much damage done in your bathroom?!