- I've just had a poo
- I've just had a big poo
- I thought i needed to poo but it was just wind
- I need a poo but someone is in the bathroom
- I REALLY need a poo and that person is still in the bathroom
- I have just soiled myself
- I have just done a really huge poo after 3 days of constipation
- I have done an abnormally brightly-coloured poo
- I really can't remember if i pooed or not
- I have just had a poo the morning after a really hot curry (a.k.a the ring of fire)
- I am straining for a poo
- I had a poo and you didn't! na na na-na na!!!!
- I have pooed in my favourite underwear
- I thought we had no toilet paper left but have just remembered my secret stash
- I have just done a really smelly poo in the bathroom of someone i hate
- I have just done a really smelly poo in my own bathroom
- Warning! Highly toxic poo!
- Warning! Highly flammable wind!
- Warning! Very dubious plumbing system. will your poo successfully make it through the U-bend?
- Warning! Do not even attempt to use this bathroom. keep walking. adopt gas mask. run,run for the hills.......!
