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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.... See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

Warmie

I have to admit I've done most of those!

(((((((((((((( Tantalus )))))))))))))))))))

LOL!! Must admit, a braver one than I.

Warmie

I've done 7 out of 13 you listed..... thanks for the other 6 ideas!

tomarrow's news headlines.... WARMIE TOLD ME TO DO IT!

Here's one more to add.... the next time you go thru the checkout.... ask the cashier "do you accept cash"? They usually have to ask a manager before they figure out just what you asked.

((((((((((( Obayan ))))))))))))))

LOL, imagine that, my name in headlines!!!!

((((((((((((((((( jeanie )))))))))))))))))))))))

I wonder if i take a laptop to court if the judge would dismiss the charges if i showed him DU..... LOL

(((((((((((( Obayan ))))))))))))))

Maybe he will become a reader of the Corner??