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WARNING! Your internet..
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 7:10 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
WARNING!
The internet now automatically scans your brain through your monitor.
To block, go to kitchen cabinets, remove box of aluminum foil.
Wrap foil around your head, stay calm & breathe through your left nostril.
This is a serious problem and has been confirmed by my cousin's girlfriend's neighbor's son's baby, mama ......and...her ... pet chihuahua.
Copy and paste as your status & SAVE YOUR FRIENDS!!!
Warmie
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 1:52 am
by dave327
my brain has already melted so its not working
nothing found
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 2:57 am
by xn728
hey ((((((warmie))))))),,,,been coming here since june 09,,,,
monitor still scanning ,just says (NOTHING FOUND ),,,LOL,,,,,,,
hugs ((((girl)))),,,,,lots of love ken xxx
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:47 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((((((((( Dave and Ken )))))))))))))
Sounds like we are all in the same boat.
Warmie
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 11:35 am
by shatteredhopes
Whew! ((((((((((Warmie)))))))))))) this is no problem for me, as I have been wearing tin foil hats for years to keep those pesky aliens from stealing my thoughts!!!!!!!!! Now, the question is, how do I stop the internet goblins with nefarious software that turns computer screen into camera lens and takes pictures of me sitting there naked in my tin foil hat picking my nose, as I don't want those to end up posted on the www?????
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 12:32 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((((((( Shattered )))))))))))))))
LMAO, oh kinky there lady!!!!
Warmie
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 6:19 pm
by Obayan
I think shattered has been peeking in on my webcam......
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 6:53 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((( Obayan )))))))))))))
LOL, shhhhhh..........secret
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:48 am
by TackingIntoTheWind
I never worry about people reading my mind. As, even if telepathy were to be possible, I don't believe that anyone could read my mind for more than 5.8 seconds. I anticipate the sequence of events being something like this......
1. Telepath sees me in public place.
2. Telepath uses line-of-sight-visibility to start reading my mind.
3. 5.8 seconds later telepath starts to access my twin-28-year-old-Hilary-Clintons-mud-wrestling-naked fantasies.
4. Telepath stops reading my mind. ( Actually, quite suddenly! )
5. Traumatised telepath starts banging his/her head against the nearest wall, while screaming: " Make it stop!!!! ", in a desperate attempt to get images of naked Hilary Clintons out of his/her head!
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 4:45 pm
by Obayan
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 9:37 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((((((((( All ))))))))))))))
LOL, loving it!
Warmie