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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:09 pm

The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:34 pm

lol ((((((Warmsoul))))))))

I needed a smile

Stephen

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:58 am

(((((((((((((((Stephen)))))))))))))))))

YW, we all need a chuckle once in awhile.

Love to you

Warmie

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:36 pm

So true ((((((((Warmsoul))))))))

Talk to you later in the chat room

Stephen.

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:55 pm

((((((((((((((((((((((Stephen))))))))))))))))))))))

Enjoy our chats in the room, thanks for being there for everyone.

Warmie