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What's green, green, green, green, green?

Answer: A Frog rolling down a hill!



How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

Answer: Unhoppy!



What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?

Answer: It got toad!



What did the frog order at McDonald's?

Answer: French Flies and Diet Croak!



Why did the frog say "woof"?

Answer: He was learning a Foreign Language!



How deep can a frog go?

Answer: Knee-Deep Knee-Deep!



What do stylish frogs wear?

Answer: Jumpsuits!



What does a bankrupt frog say?

Answer: Broke! Broke! Broke!



Why are frogs always so happy?

Answer: They eat whatever bugs them!

Warmie

Wish we could eat whatever bugs us.

Thanks again Warmie

((((((((((((( Monty )))))))))))))))))

LOL now I would have to think on that one. But it is a thought.

Thank you Monty, for being about, caring and just being you.

Warmie

Do both female and male frogs croak?





Yes, if you hold their little heads under the water long enough...

with my apologies to any animal rights activists viewing this...sorry!

and BIG HUGS to ((((((((((((((warmie)))))))))))))) with special thanks for posting jokes suitable for sending to my young niece!

((((((((((((((((( shattered )))))))))))))))

Oh that is funny, nice one and thank you.

Will do my best to find the more of the correct right ones so you can give you niece a laugh.

Warmie

(((jeannie))) ha a you know what makes me laugh

Q. what is green and sits in the corner?
A. A naughty frog!

My favorite

(((((((( soke )))))))))))

Makes me wonder what a frog does to get time-out in a corner.

What do frogs do that is naughty? LOL

Oh the mind when it wanders.

(((((((((((((( Obayan )))))))))))))))

Glad to see the laughter from you!

Warmie

it put a chemical in the school toilets that reacted to water and blew up the septic tank

((((((((((((( Soke ))))))))))))

LOL LOL, just what kind of frogs do you know?

Now that was funny, ty.

Warmie