Just jokes
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:40 pm
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:40 am
There are 3 kinds of people:
1. Those who make things happen.
2. Those that watch things happen
3. Those that stand around wondering what happened.
Not me on any count
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
What happens when it burns?
A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
- Nancy Reagan
But I have a hole in my cup.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Think I have a flock of geese over my head, andy suggestions?
"Knock, Knock" Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"
Got that right.
There are 3 kinds of people:
1. Those who make things happen.
2. Those that watch things happen
3. Those that stand around wondering what happened.
Not me on any count
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
What happens when it burns?
A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
- Nancy Reagan
But I have a hole in my cup.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Think I have a flock of geese over my head, andy suggestions?
"Knock, Knock" Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"
Got that right.