New Living Will Form
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:36 pm
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:56 am
New Living Will Form
Date________________
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it
or
lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a cup of coffee
______a Bloody Mary
______a Margarita
______a scotch and soda
______a martini
______a vodka and tonic
______a steak
______lobster or crab legs
______the remote control
______a bowl of ice cream
______Mexican food
...then it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Signature: ___________________________
Date: ______________________________
New Living Will Form
Date________________
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it
or
lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a cup of coffee
______a Bloody Mary
______a Margarita
______a scotch and soda
______a martini
______a vodka and tonic
______a steak
______lobster or crab legs
______the remote control
______a bowl of ice cream
______Mexican food
...then it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Signature: ___________________________
Date: ______________________________