Surgical Procedures
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:30 pm
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:02 am
Three Arkansas surgeons were talking one day. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I re-attached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I re-attached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
with was a blonde head of hair and the horse's ass. Now she's the Senator from New York."
Three Arkansas surgeons were talking one day. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I re-attached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I re-attached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
with was a blonde head of hair and the horse's ass. Now she's the Senator from New York."