Medical Terminology for the Layman
1. ARTERY -- The study of fine paintings.
2. BARIUM -- What you do when CPR fails.
3. BENIGN -- What you are after you be 8.
4. CAESAREAN SECTION -- A district in Rome.
5. COLIC -- A sheep dog.
6. COMA -- A punctuation mark.
7. CONGENITAL -- Friendly.
8. DILATE -- To live longer.
9. FESTER -- Quicker.
10. G.I. SERIES -- Baseball game between teams of soldiers.
11. GRIPPE -- A suitcase.
12. HANGNAIL -- A coat hook.
13. MEDICAL STAFF -- A Doctor's cane.
14. MINOR OPERATION -- Coal digging.
15. MORBID -- A higher offer.
16. NODE -- Was aware of.
17. ORGANIC -- Church musician.
18. OUTPATIENT -- A person who has fainted.
19. POST-OPERATIVE -- A letter carrier.
20. PROTEIN -- In favor of young people.
21. SECRETION -- Hiding anything.
22. SEROLOGY -- Study of English knighthood.
23. TABLET -- A small table.
24. TUMOR -- An extra pair.
25. URINE -- Opposite of you're out.
26. VARICOSE VEINS -- Veins which are very close together.
