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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:56 pm

TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?

Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night !


TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family?

Pupil : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !


Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home

Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!


Teacher : Why does history keep repeating itself?

Pupil : Because we weren't listening the first time!


TEACHER : What is an island ?

Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.

TEACHER :On one side ?

Pupil : Yes, on top !


TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round ?

Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so


Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.

Class: Hooray

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.....


Teacher : Raghu! You cannot sleep in my class!!

Raghu : I can, if you lower your voice a bit!


TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of

Pupil : Life imprisonment !

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:13 am

Warmsoul wrote:TEACHER :
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home

Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!



TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round ?

Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so



Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.

Class: Hooray

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.....



Teacher : Raghu! You cannot sleep in my class!!

Raghu : I can, if you lower your voice a bit!

OMG I love these ones esp the sleeping in class one & the world being round both sound like something my bro would've said in class

The go straight home one is just pure class
As for the half days at school omg that is just pure meen but witty as hell

All my love & hugs Bri xxx

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:08 pm

(((((((((((((((Bri))))))))))))))))

Love and hugs back.