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What a deal!

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:59 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

The parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?"

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy." I don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Dear Oh dear," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

The father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche to for fifteen dollars and wanted to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back. He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money."

"So I did."

(Are women good or what!)

Warmie 8)

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:43 pm
by crystalgaze
~lol~ My parents would have asked me the same thing! They would've told me to give it back too! :lol:

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:28 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((((((((((((((( crystalgaze ))))))))))))))))

LOL as long as I had that title, that car wouldn't be going anyplace without me.

Warmie/Jeanie

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:07 am
by confused86
Hahahahahahahahaha.......sounds like a good idea to me......least its an idea to have if the partner ever cheats.....better hope he doesn't......lol!!

HEY THERE

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:09 am
by xn728
,,,,your full of it today girl , and thanks for the dance ,,,,ken xn728

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:03 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
(((((((((((((((((((( Ken ))))))))))))))))))))

Thank you, and any time. :)

Warmie/Jeanie

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:53 pm
by georgiapeach
omg jeanie!!!!! ill rememebr that if i ever get married... key word "IF". i dont plan on marrying someone ever since there's no good "fish" in the sea

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:02 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((((((((((((( Peachy ))))))))))))))))))))

Fishing in the wrong sea???

Same for me, has to be that 'someone' out there, just wish he would stop the hiding games.

Jeanie