The bridge

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

A brunette, a red head, and a blond are taking a walk in the woods when they see a bridge over a river.

As they get closer the find a little elf who explains that it was a magic bridge, and if you cross it and say something you want to be then you will become it.

So the brunette walks across and says bird, and flies away.

The red head walks across the bridge and says fish, and proceeds to go into the water and become a fish.

Finally the blond walks towards the end of the bridge, but trips and yells "Oh ****!".

Warmie

[crystalgaze]

~lol~ ^_^ hahahah!

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

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LOL same for me when I read it, had to share.

Warmie/Jeanie

[confused86]

gotta love the typical blonde joke.....only problem though is I hate it when ppl tell them to me in person as I am blonde but i'm not one of those dumb blondes.......I'm quite smart and can out smart any blonde...........lol.

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

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LOL, sure you can hon!

So many blonde jokes, so little time

Warmie/Jeanie

[xn728]

really ,,,,,,,,,how are ya all xn728 ken

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

((((((( Ken )))))))))))))))

Doing all right, considering the gloomy rainy weather. How about you?

Warmie/Jeanie

[xn728]

OH WARMIE YOU KNOW I LOVE THE RAIN ,ITS COMING TO ME TOMMORROW BUT IF YOU LOOK OUTSIDE THAT SMALL WINDOW ,TRY HARD AND YOU WILL SEE ME IN YOUR RAINY GARDEN ARMS OUT STRECHED LAUGHING ,OH HOW I LOVE THE RAIN ,I HAVE A CD PLAYING IN MY ROOM ,DAVID BOWIE ,WILD IS THE WIND ,SO SOOTHING
ANYWAY GOODNIGHT GIRL ,,,,LOL I CAN SEE YOU SMILING
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,KEN

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

((((((((((((((((( Ken ))))))))))))))))

I love the rains, at times, it is just cold so can't enjoy them as much.

LOL David Bowie, sang Happy Birthday to me once. Crazy huh?

Make a deal with you, will be watching for you in my garden, we could dance in that rain.

Sleep well, hope the dreams are all good ones.

nn (((((((( Ken ))))))))

Yep smiling here!

[lisalou]

no way...did you actually meet david bowie? tell us the story warmie,pleaaaaaaaase...

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

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Friends took me out for a birthday celebration, we saw David Bowie. They set me up. He singled me out, called my name, sang to me and kissed me on the cheek. I was too embarrassed to enjoy the moment. Few years back.

Enough information....lol

Remember his cologne was soooooooo nice. LOL Oh my!!!

Girlfriend had pictures, but after her death, I have no clue where the pictures are. Another story about Victoria. What a special lady she was.!

Warmie/Jeanie

[lisalou]

what an amazing story and a great memory to have!

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

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Don't know about the amazing part, but made me think of Victoria. An angel with a temper, best friend, a laugh that was contagious and the most gentle but loving hug you could ever want.

She was murdered, senseless robbery that cost us Victoria and her unborn child. It is still unsolved and I wonder if they will ever know?

Strange the paths you travel when memories flood back.

Warmie/Jeanie

[georgiapeach]

(((((((((((((((( jeanie )))))))))))))))))))))) ty for sharing this with me i did have a good laugh...

oh yea and now i know more about you ty for sharing your david bowie story with us!!!! and im deeply sorry about your friend you lost in the past... *hugs* for you jeanie. as you know your always in my thoughts and prayers and i will add your friend victoria too along with her unborn child...

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

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Dang, slipped up again, didn't I. Me thinks I need to think a little more before writing the next time.

Yes, Victoria was so very special, I don't mind sharing her memories, although if I told too many you would be going "You did what????"

She was so much fun, to talk to, to visit with, to be with and a ball to be out with. Her husband would just sit off in the corner and shake his head. LOL.

It was a requirement that when she came for coffee there was cake, cookies or pies (or all). When she became pregnant it seems I was baking more and more, but I didn't mind.

I miss her!

Jeanie