The wise old Mother Superior

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The wise old Mother Superior

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:59 pm

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:50 am

from county Tipperary was dying.

The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.

Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more.

Before they knew it, she drank the whole glass down to the last drop.

"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "Please give us some wisdom before you die,"

Barely audible and with a serene look on her face she said, 'Don't sell that cow..."

Warmie

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Postby Gloomy2 » Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:01 pm

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HEE HEE---I like that one Warmie!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe someone dumped Guiness in the cow's water bowl!!!

NAh-=that little old nun was probably a lush--or else how would they have known where the whiskey was!!!! :lol: :lol:


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Gloomy


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