Only in America
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:55 pm
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:49 am
Only in America
Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
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Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
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Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a DIET coke...
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Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
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Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes locked up in the garage...
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Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
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Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
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Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...
Only in America
Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
*
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
*
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a DIET coke...
*
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
*
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes locked up in the garage...
*
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
*
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
*
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...