DAREDEVILS IN NORWAY
CHAPTER 1:
Two NORWEGIANS walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem!"
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass.
At the Conor Pass, Sven looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says: "Dis looks like a grand place."
He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says, "Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."
CHAPTER TWO:
Moments later Hans arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too. He walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Ole. Watch dis." Hans says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Hans takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Hans continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrot shooting either."
CHAPTER THREE:
Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Ole shakes his head - "I'm gonna go home and give up sports all togedder; it yust isn't safe," he says. " First der vas Sven witt his budgie jumping, den Hans parrotshooting ...... and now Lars' hengliding."
