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Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:34 pm**

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:19 am

Question and answer blonde jokes

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:35 pm**

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:59 am

LOLOLOL :lol:

this blonde girl got a great laugh outa these!!!!! But erm they all make perfect sence to me

love and laughs,

flossy *hugs*

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:36 pm**

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:08 am

LOL Warmsoul!

Love
Tigger
xxxxxxx

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:36 pm**

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:59 am

((((((((((((((((((MyFlossy)))))))))))))))))))))

Awwwwwww hon, do the really? LMAO (sorry). My favorite:

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

((((((((((((((((((((((((Tigger)))))))))))))))))))))

Love to both

Warmie