More Food For Thought
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Who is general failure, and why is he reading my hard drive?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
A mechanic once said "I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder"!
A shin is a device used to find furniture in the dark.
How can you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?
"Laughing stock" is a herd of cattle with a sense of humor!
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If you're so smart tell me what's the speed of dark?
Are corduroy pillows really making headlines!
All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand!
