16. How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
A. Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".
17. What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?
A. Swim for it...
18. What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
A. An elephant with diarrhea.
19. What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A. Lots of room!
20. Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:
A. The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant
The English book - Elephants I have shot on Safari
The Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.
The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants
The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants
The Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money
The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People
The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.
The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant
The Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants
The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
The Swedish book - How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.
21. Hickory Dickory Dock,
An elephant ran up the clock,
The clock is being repaired.
22. ELETELEPHONY
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to be a telephant;
No no, I mean an elephone
Who tried to be a telephone.
(Dear me I am not certain quite that even now i've got it right)
How e'r it was he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee.
(I fear I’d better quit this song Of elehop and telephong.)
23. Q: What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
24. Q: Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmellow?
A: So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
25 Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.
26. Q: What's grey and white on the inside and red on the outside?
A: An inside out elephant.
27. Q: What's grey and white on the inside and red and white on the outside?
A: Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup.
28. Q: What is grey and not there.
A: No elephants.
29. Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
30. Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue
elephant gun.
31. Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue
elephant gun.
32. Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: There's no such thing as a yellow elephant, stupid!
33. Q: Why do elephants paint their balls red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
34. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
35. Q: How did Tarzan die?
A: Picking cherries.
