Dog Logic
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:22 pm
Dog Logic
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
--Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
--Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
--Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
--Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
--Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
--Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
--Joe Weinstein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
--Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
--Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
--Phil Pastoret
Warmie
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
--Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
--Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
--Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
--Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
--Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
--Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
--Joe Weinstein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
--Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
--Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
--Phil Pastoret
Warmie
