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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK'
- She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE'
- She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

3. She does not 'NAG' you
- She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT'
- He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2.He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME'
- He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

3 It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants
- It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

Warmie