Loses....
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:45 pm
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."
"The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $115,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!"
"Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"
Warmie
"My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."
"The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $115,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!"
"Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"
Warmie