Quotes for the day 11-13
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:33 pm
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
-- Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race (1922)
The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
-- Roy Blount Jr.
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
-- Beryl Pfizer
You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Thanks Stephen
Warmie
-- Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race (1922)
The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
-- Roy Blount Jr.
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
-- Beryl Pfizer
You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Thanks Stephen
Warmie