A little humor for your day

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A little humor for your day

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:29 am

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:27 pm

Below is a little humor for your day.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".....
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".....
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?"....
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?....
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short".....
What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?".....
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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Postby Tigger » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:30 am

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:30 am

te he Warmsoul! Sometimes when I'm asked "can I ask you a question?" my reply is "you just did"!!! We all do it though don' t we? Say things outta habit that we actually don't really mean!

Tigger
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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:31 am

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:40 am

Sweet Lady, old habits are kind of hard to break. As long as we don't forget how to laugh at ourselves. Humor and love the spices of life.

Love to you

Warmie

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Postby LThomas » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:31 am

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:22 am

hmmm

would you believe I already have this pinned on a board here at my desk LOLOL

xxx Lisa xxx

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:33 am

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:08 am

(((((((((((((((Lisa)))))))))))))))

Then well worth repeating and sharing I say.

Love to you

Warmie

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