The Hormone Guide
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:31 am
The Hormone Guide:
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS -- What's for dinner?
SAFER -- Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST -- Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS -- Are you wearing that?
SAFER -- You look great in brown!
SAFEST -- WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS -- What are you so worked up about?
SAFER -- Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST -- Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS -- Should you be eating that?
SAFER -- You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST -- Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS -- What did you DO all day?
SAFER -- I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST -- I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some wine.
Warmie
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS -- What's for dinner?
SAFER -- Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST -- Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS -- Are you wearing that?
SAFER -- You look great in brown!
SAFEST -- WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS -- What are you so worked up about?
SAFER -- Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST -- Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS -- Should you be eating that?
SAFER -- You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST -- Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS -- What did you DO all day?
SAFER -- I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST -- I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some wine.
Warmie