-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987
I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me. -- Chris Rapier
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
-- Gore Vidal
Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
-- Evan Esar, Esar's Comic Dictionary
