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Short gender jokes

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:26 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:07 am

Short gender jokes

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage & after.

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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:27 pm
by LThomas
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:27 am

ol trust me to have a comment on this one :P

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


not unless heavy partying the night before ... the guy looks like a Prince Charming and in the morning you wake up with King Frog!!!

xxx Lisa xxx

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:28 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:17 am

((((((((((((((((((Lisa)))))))))))))))))))

LMAO, well as long as he doesn't "croak" ohhhhhhhhhhh, groaner time

Love to you

Warmie

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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:28 pm
by LThomas
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:00 am

*****GROAN!!!******

xxx Lisa xxx

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:29 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:23 pm

Told ya so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love to you

Warmie

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