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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him.

'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

Warmie

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lol hahahaha

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Missed your posting. Don't know where you been but wb....

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Missed you to Lady

Warmie

Jeanie i was away for a few days, and will be travelling soon (within the next one or two weeks) for prolonged periods and i may not have easy access to the internet, so my postings will be much much more irregular, I'll miss all of you here, but i'll try and visit as much as possible...

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Will miss you

Please keep in touch as much as possible, and pictures would be nice!

Take care and will keep you in my thoughts.

Jeanie

ooohhh pictures!!

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Enjoy yourself, please, hurry back and thank you for the hug.