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Honey it's me

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:20 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes.'

WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?'

MAN: 'OK, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: How much?'

WOMAN: $60,000.

MAN: 'For that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000.'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you!'

MAN: 'Bye, I love you too.'

The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment

Then he asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

Warmie 8)

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:02 pm
by Emotional_77
whoever the phone does belong to will be pretty pissed off when he gets home lol.

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:25 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
To have a phone that gets me that, WOW!!! LOL

((((((((((((( Emotional )))))))))))))))))

8)

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:20 pm
by Emotional_77
(((((((Jeanie)))))))))))

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:21 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thanks (((((((((((((( Emotional )))))))))))))