How about nuclear power?

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How about nuclear power?

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:57 pm

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'Okay,' she said, 'That could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

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Postby Emotional_77 » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:43 pm

omg lol

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:49 pm

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