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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:21 am

Things to ponder

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:13 pm

heh ... here are a few more things to ponder:

Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why can't they make the whole plane out of it?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:11 pm

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