Combinations that do not work
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:49 pm
Many over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how they should present themselves. Unsure about the kind of image they are projecting and whether or not they are correct as they try to conform to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combination's DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad taste in fashion ! for the 'Older folks'....................
14 Thongs and Depends
Warmie
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combination's DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad taste in fashion ! for the 'Older folks'....................
14 Thongs and Depends
Warmie
isn't that strange... wonder what will happen to all those old people who used to be fashionable.... so those oldies who had a nose ring and now with bifocals... they'd just have a hole where the nose ring used to be...