The sermon
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:59 pm
Church
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.. He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No $hit?'
Warmie
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.. He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No $hit?'
Warmie