Quotes for the day 9-1
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:54 pm
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
-- Wilson Mizner
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
-- Christopher Hampton
The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
-- Daniel Webster
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Thanks Stephen
Warmie
-- Wilson Mizner
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
-- Christopher Hampton
The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
-- Daniel Webster
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Thanks Stephen
Warmie
lol